Rick Warren's Inaugural Prayer
I think the Secret Service would haul him off half-way into this suggested prayer, which begins...

Lord, we begin this year with our heads low and our hearts contrite.
We have neglected your Word and commandments.
Forgive us Lord for embracing “Change” without repentance.
Forgive us for putting “Country First" instead of Christ.
Forgive us for worshiping our presidential choice.
For promoting pragmatism, and endorsing evil...

I'm a little uncertain about the "fiat currency" clause, but love the rest.